Because he doesn't carry any matches!
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Coffee Mug
A hallucination.
They're a-Brew'in!
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
He was trying to save Krypton
The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.
Perky.
To marry Jane
Because it's lit
It wanted to get off its ash.
A toasty ghosty
A: The food tastes funny.
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
Prism
A: She opens the car door.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
