Because he doesn't carry any matches!
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A hallucination.
They're a-Brew'in!
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Superman's powers are all natural .
It wanted to get off its ash.
A: Make sure one is a match!
The match
Two Chainz.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
High finance!
They're both really high and have no access to water.
Because they're afraid of Wales!
The 12th floor.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
