Because he doesn't carry any matches!
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A hallucination.
They're a-Brew'in!
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Two Chainz.
Caesar salad
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Electricity.
Romans.
Pontius Pilates.
Irene
A developing country
Masterchief
Marriage, you wanna
A: Hard-boiled rain.