Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Stanley Cup Jokes More Stanley Cup Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!