Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Hail Jokes More Hail Jokes

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him