Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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They never carry their own weight.

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Because umbrellas cant walk.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Fire Quackers

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Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Strippers don't rig their polls.

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What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!