Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Coffee Pot Jokes More Coffee Pot Jokes

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.