Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Stanley Cup Jokes More Stanley Cup Jokes

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Hail Jokes More Hail Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

Coffee Pot Jokes More Coffee Pot Jokes

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

Irene Jokes More Irene Jokes

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

What do you call a one-legged asian woman?

Irene