Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Hail Jokes More Hail Jokes

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Roman Reign Jokes More Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin