Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A hallucination.
They're a-Brew'in!
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Irene
They never carry their own weight.
Because umbrellas cant walk.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Fire Quackers
Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
Strippers don't rig their polls.
Perky.
because they're high rollers
420 graze it
Paul gas coin!
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
Superman's powers are all natural .