Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

Hail Jokes More Hail Jokes

What is hail ?

Hard boiled rain !

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent