Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A hallucination.
They're a-Brew'in!
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Julius Cheeser !
They crucified the carpenter.
He proudly answers: - Page 83.
Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
A consonant.
Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene
Irene
Superman's powers are all natural .
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
A match made in Heaven.
A: Hard-boiled rain.
Hard boiled rain !
