Because he doesn't carry any matches!
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Coffee Mug
A hallucination.
They're a-Brew'in!
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Because umbrellas cant walk.
To stop it from falling out.
Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
They both love to spark up joints.
They put him under joint custody.
Caesars.
Caesar
Perky.
Superman's powers are all natural .
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
