How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.