How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."