How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.