How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

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What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.