How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman