Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.