Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.