Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.