Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

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Pupil: Stop taking baths

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway