Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway