Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.