What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.