What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.