What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

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How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.