What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.