What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What do you call a criminal that cant see?

A macular degenerate.

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What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!