What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

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What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.