What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.