What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.