Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen