Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.