Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!