Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.