Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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What do you call a french soul singer?

Beret White

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.