Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you call a hip French black guy?

Latrill

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries