Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!