Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease