What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

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What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11