What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face