Chinese Guy Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Puerto Ricans Jokes More Puerto Ricans Jokes

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Lmao Jokes More Lmao Jokes

What's the most popular Internet meme in China?

Ayy lMao

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."