Chinese Guy Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Hazard Jokes More Hazard Jokes

What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What is a whale's favorite TV show?

Flukes of Hazard!

4 Black Guy Jokes More 4 Black Guy Jokes

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.