What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.