Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )
Peekaboo.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
I used to love tractors
A roe model.
because they are set in the future.
They couldn't find a table.
A child with pitchfork in his back
A spanking
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...
Juan on Juan