Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Volleyball Jokes More Volleyball Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.