Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Volleyball Jokes More Volleyball Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands