Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Volleyball Jokes More Volleyball Jokes

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands