Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint