Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.