Because they have nothing to fret about!
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A: Because no one will look for them.
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
A: Violists.
A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
Diapertension
I literally cannot deal.
The drizzle
Because Peter denied him three times.
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
Boiler egg for four minutes !
They are the path of leaf resistance.
A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
A rottweiller.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Because he was hung like this
Because they hang out on the web all day!
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.