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The position of the dirtbag.
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
The position of the dirt bag.
because they spend too much time with the x-position
They both worry about the position of colons.
He never changes his position.
With erections.
The Devil's advocado.
The position of the dirtbag
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Ask your parents
Loinback.
You triangulate their position!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Because they won't commute.
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
A: First third and emergency.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
Fast food
Usain Bolt.
Nuts & bolts!
They're shellfish in bed.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
A watch dog !
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
A positive side....
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
They both go over your head.
Don't do it! You have potential!
The placement of the dirt bag.
The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
