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The position of the dirtbag.
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
The position of the dirt bag.
because they spend too much time with the x-position
They both worry about the position of colons.
He never changes his position.
With erections.
The Devil's advocado.
The position of the dirtbag
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Loinback.
You triangulate their position!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Because they won't commute.
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
A: First third and emergency.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
Someone who works in a mint.
He worked for a special branch.
He just took it in stride
A runner in scoring position.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
One was fired, the other was terminated
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
The Saus Age.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
E.T. the extra testicle.
Because he is a racist.
