Position Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

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Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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How does batman store energy?

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

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