What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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Because he was grounded.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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A hip-hop hip op.

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What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.