What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

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What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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A condescending Khan descending.

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What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !