What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.