What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !