What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !