What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.