What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.