What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "