What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.