What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.