What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette?

Yours.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!