What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.