What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.