What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.