What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD