What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.