Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
His daddy was really a mummy.
Because they never dig up daddies.
His daddy was a mummy
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Because their daddies were mummies.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Because his daddy was a mummy
Daddy.
The Cayman Islands
Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
He was melting
The snow on top of it has melted.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
A frog in the blender
Rastafriedrice
A: At whine o'clock.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy
Blacking out and gaining money.
Cause it's far out, man
Yours.
Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
