Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
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Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
His daddy was really a mummy.
Because they never dig up daddies.
His daddy was a mummy
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Because their daddies were mummies.
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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Because his daddy was a mummy
Daddy.
The Cayman Islands
Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
She went to Jared.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
Urine it.
Hey that's my toque!!
A: An onion.
One for the money, two for the show.
Me: "A divorce lawyer."
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
He said, "No man, clay chair."
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
He's still there.
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
