Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Because he lost his bat, man.
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
Working people's wallets.
A bullet.
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Yours :P
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
His daddy was really a mummy.
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
They can never get further than the tip!
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
