What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."