What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.