What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.