What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.