What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.

Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.