Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.