Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.