Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!"

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.