Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.