Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.