How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.