How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.