Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.