Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
It wasn't making enough prophet
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
With arroz.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Somebody shot her.
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
