Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
A Chiroptopracter.
None. They just move out of the house.
They were boldly going where no man has gone before
The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.
Because he needed his space.
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Somebody shot his dog
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.
