Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
Sarah Palin
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
He flushed.
Back up a couple of inches.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)