Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

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A hot dog and a six pack.

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Abort - Bort - Bort!

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they are both 8........

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Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.