Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
He was a boar.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
Who said talk is cheap "
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
I just need some space."
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.