How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.