How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.