How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.