How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7