Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing