Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!