Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.