How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals