How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast?

A working stiff

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin