How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!