How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.