How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."