Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.