What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)