What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.