What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)