How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve