How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.