How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.