How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.