What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

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What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.