Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.