Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."