Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."