Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.