Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide