Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."