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Eminem.
because the heart attack got him first.
During a game of charades
A 'murical.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
afrosclerosis
When you are playing Charades.
Student: "A heart attack."
Hey. Watermelawn.
Because the cell door was still locked.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
cause they're ugly and they stink.
Czechers.
With a little seasoning!
He couldn't see the point.
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Eminems.
A Sandy Hook.
I know that peel.
Student : By Staying at home. :p
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Because they don't have legs to walk, man.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
