Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Eminem.
because the heart attack got him first.
During a game of charades
A 'murical.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
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When you are playing Charades.
Student: "A heart attack."
An elevator can raise a child.
Because he had a membership.
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
So ve it."
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
Because he spiked his drink
Marshall arts.
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
A snooker table
A dino-sore
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
A paramedic(s)!
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
Operation Yewtree.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.