Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Eminem.
because the heart attack got him first.
During a game of charades
A 'murical.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
afrosclerosis
When you are playing Charades.
Student: "A heart attack."
You would pay to have a potato on you...
I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.
Alane
just add a G and now she's gone.
Bill-tup area !
paramedics
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
let me be your *soil*mate
And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."
More than a Woman by the BeeGees
Four abreast!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
In case they run out of bullets.
He's got more money than cents
