Heart Attack Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

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Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Shopping Jokes More Shopping Jokes

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping?

The Maul.

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.