Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Eminem.
because the heart attack got him first.
During a game of charades
A 'murical.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
afrosclerosis
When you are playing Charades.
Student: "A heart attack."
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Tsunami
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
Raisin' Bran.
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
Amputee
You'll get repossessed!
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Delivery.
Give her a testicle.
Because they can't even!
A noughty one.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."