Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)