Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

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What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.