What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!