What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran