What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!