What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

What's red, white, and black all over?

An American plantation.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.