What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver