What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop?

Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp.

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage