What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran