What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.