What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.