What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.