What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...