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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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