What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Jerry Jokes More Jerry Jokes

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.