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Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Both can be fixed with a coathanger.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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