What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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Nothing, he was knocked out .

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !