What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.