What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.