When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart
American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
At the moment this joke.
Because she was a private tutor
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
He pulled his hamstring!
She pulled her pants up.
Nice to meet you both.
Because you already know she'll work out.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
Because he had been told to ice it.