What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

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What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...