What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .