What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.