What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.