How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg