How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.